#carolvogel #dancolen: The Complete Essay

September 13, 2010

  1. @jmatthewriva you are awake, and i’m finished#areyouamonster?

  2. Phillips de Pury Limps to the Finish With a $7 Million Totalhttp://nyti.ms/cILeI1so #carolvogel can write auctions and influence them?

  3. Art Prices (and Mood) Inch Back Uphttp://nyti.ms/9z6dpe#carolvogel

  4. Phillips de Pury Limps to the Finish With a $7 Million Totalhttp://nyti.ms/cILeI1 #carolvogel

  5. xArt Prices (and Mood) Inch Back Up http://nyti.ms/9z6dpe#carolvoegel reporter, telling you what the art world buys like#dan colen

  6. Bronzino Is Given His Museum Moment http://nyti.ms/dx0tLI#carolvogel not @bravotv you fucking leechwhore

  7. Playing Sculpture ‘I Spy’ in New York’s Cityscapehttp://nyti.ms/briYiB

  8. @jmatthewriva I am trying to unperplex, resolve the paradoxes, expect I’m a fucking idiot and that’s impossible. good luck with ur monster

  9. New Prize To Honor Artists Under 35 ,http://bit.ly/cjWuq6#carolvogel

  10. A Record for Rembrandt http://nyti.ms/btbF5Y #carolvogel#record

  11. Playing Sculpture ‘I Spy’ in New York’s Cityscapehttp://nyti.ms/briYiB #carolvogel #dancolen

  12. New Prize To Honor Artists Under 35 “the Jesus Award”http://bit.ly/cjWuq6 #carolvogel

  13. @jmatthewriva Go way back. This is about #carolvogelsucking #gagosian cock

  14. What Gagosian wants “A Record for Rembrandt” or Colenhttp://nyti.ms/btbF5Y #carolvogel

  15. $13.5. Million for Self-Portrait http://nyti.ms/93ESM3 if that doesn’t suck, well you got #vogeled

  16. Reality Leaves a Fingerprint on the Biennialhttp://nyti.ms/aipMPR #carolvogel doesnt review shows, she re-reads press releases

  17. “hey man, i think you got vogeled on that deal.”

  18. Armory Shows Imperiled, While Other Fairs Adjusthttp://nyti.ms/aQ1FBB #carolvogel

  19. Casino Chief Is Said to Be Rembrandt’s New Ownerhttp://bit.ly/9V3Gf6 #carolvogel who could forget this.#dancolen

  20. @AntiPainter I drank the wat\er and bathed in #carolvogel

  21. New hashtag for calling bullshit #carolvogel

  22. Casino Chief Is Said to Be Rembrandt’s New Ownerhttp://bit.ly/9V3Gf6 #carolvogel

  23. Sometimes #carolvogel compiles things…I will skip them. and fuck you #dancolen

  24. @PAPILLIONART you can go to bed.

  25. ARTS, BRIEFLY; Michael Jackson Tribute Has Been Canceled She loves pop http://bit.ly/ah3b4W #carolvogel

  26. @FakeGagosian I give you this … ARTS, BRIEFLY; Contract for Theater Service Workershttp://bit.ly/9plVnU #carolvogel

  27. @rachelmatos his work is awful. Please feel free to repsond with your analysis. #colenblows

  28. Back to my dismantaling of #carolvogel When Famous Owners Sell Famous Paintings http://nyti.ms/94ldHp #carolvogelwhen you #fail

  29. @FakeGagosian how’s the humidity in hell?

  30. Soon You Can Hail an Artist as You Hail a Cabhttp://nyti.ms/9pIXEy Soon you can hail #carolvogel to write your feature

  31. Getty Museum Director to Leave Post This Monthhttp://nyti.ms/9FWTFO #carolvogel #dancolen

  32. In Los Angeles, an Urge to Purgehttp://nyti.ms/bTwZkr#carolvogel #dancolen sounds right #holegallery

  33. A Lady, Not by Leonardo, Retains an Expensive Allure not#dancolen http://nyti.ms/bhs22B #carolvogel

  34. ARTS, BRIEFLY; New Chief To Be Named For Los Angeles Museum http://bit.ly/9nK39H #carolvogel

  35. Los Angeles Museum Taps Dealer as Directorhttp://nyti.ms/aimE4P #carolvogel #fail

  36. Bringing Some Whimsy to Construction Siteshttp://nyti.ms/cZGq5O #carolvogel

  37. Metropolitan Museum Finds a Bald Manhttp://nyti.ms/c9XvkO #carolvogel

  38. got shut down, for awhile. 3:25 am

  39. oh, am I free? No, 2:17am

  40. Woman Collides With a Picasso http://nyti.ms/9DHWuj#carolvogel #value? A critic collides with a shitty artist?#dancolen

  41. @jaschaffer I’m ruining this thing to say something about it. This is not funny. It is awful. #carolvogel #dancolen

  42. Questions Over Fixing Torn Picasso http://nyti.ms/b3TQ9V I have questions over fixing a torn #dancolen at #gagosian

  43. @jaschaffer there only a few #instances available. For the rest, no rest.

  44. @j_d_hastings you are smart. Go unpack #dancolen#gagosian #carolvogel #nytimes #thefixisin #burnit

  45. @powhidaAsst You go in there and say “I am carrying gold. GOLD!” and show that shit to whatever proxy steps up#gogoisinparis

  46. @marzkim I have two consciences. We can’t say who you are talking to. I can’t. He won’t.

  47. @powhidaAsst you know we are sending them to our mole in LA. #gogo

  48. @jaschaffer Just know she is reporter doing Gagosian’s press for #dancolen. She writes about a living artist once in a hundred….

  49. Mona Lisa She Is Not, but Coveted Nonethelesshttp://nyti.ms/cFErEh #carolvogel er, #dancolen?

  50. At London Sale, a Giacometti Sets a Recordhttp://nyti.ms/9rXMBu #carolvogel she must be stopped

  51. @jaschaffer Carol Vogel shouldn’t be writing the press release for Gagosian in the NY Times. I aim to show why.

  52. At London Sale, a Giacometti Sets a Recordhttp://nyti.ms/9rXMBu #carolvogel is helping Gagosian get#dancolen there

  53. INSIDE ART; O! Say, You Can Bid On a Johnshttp://bit.ly/dinwv0 #carolvogel art reporter #dancolen

  54. Anyway, more #carolvogel From That Instant Thrill, Enduring Art, Now for Sale http://nyti.ms/9MB1HM

  55. I whored myself a bit tonight. Team Gallery and Winkleman. the last was a closing. #3shows

  56. So, if you’re just coming back from whoring yourself at openings. I mean to discredit #carolvogel and her bit on#dancolen

  57. @powhidaAsst Read the Times. Man, you are failing. Its about#dancolen

  58. @marzkim they should make you want to get gasoline, a knife, some rope, and a map of New York.

  59. See It, Feel It, Touch It, Climb It http://nyti.ms/bPFy4C Oh#carolvogel is this what you want to really say about#dancolen? I think so

  60. The Torrent That Flowed in Picasso’s Final Yearshttp://nyti.ms/azvACb #carolvogel still connecting Picasso with #dancolen

  61. @powhidaAsst Carol Vogel: an art world ass hugger.

  62. Carol Vogel should not be writing about a living artist for a blue chip gallery period. PERIOD. We fucking #FAIL

  63. @powhidaAsst Start spamming the world with the last#carolvogel articles you can find. I’m on page 8 of search returns.

  64. The Torrent That Flowed in Picasso’s Final Yearshttp://nyti.ms/azvACb mmm, really? #carolvogel from Picasso to #dancolen for eternity

  65. INSIDE ART; Blinky Palermo’s American Tourhttp://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9906EEDF103EF935A15751C0A9669D8B63&ref=carol_vogel

  66. Met Show Completes Its Set of Bronzinoshttp://nyti.ms/cBy9yb #carolvogel also writes about#dancolen today.

  67. @artbystander you are in my way. #ragenotanger

  68. Christie’s Wins Bid to Auction $150 Million Brody Collectionhttp://nyti.ms/90xBd3 #carolvogel #dancolen

  69. @artbystander step down from the ladder my friend. Time is short. You know where to go. It’s not there.

  70. Just in case anyone missed she basically reports on art news and auctions. Maybe #Dancolen is a fucking product worthy of her words….

  71. Back to my assault on Carol Vogel’s integrity. She should not be Gagosian’s PR whorelet. Not now, not ever. #dancolen

  72. @artbystander We’ve never been in a club. Seriously. Shitty bars, yes. Club? No.

  73. Met Show Completes Its Set of Bronzinoshttp://nyti.ms/cBy9yb #carolvogel

  74. Christie’s Wins Bid to Auction $150 Million Brody Collectionhttp://nyti.ms/90xBd3 oh#carolvogel

  75. INSIDE ART; A U.S. Moment For Yves Kleinhttp://bit.ly/bgxzUF #carolvogel

  76. Maastricht Treasure Hunt Lures Collectorshttp://nyti.ms/bT4sD3 #carolvogel Not a Colen hunt?

  77. @artbystander you’re one of the angriest people I know.

  78. @artbystander My anger is like your food. Right now, it fuels a close look at how awful art can be. #carolvogel #dancolen

  79. Ok, drunkheads. Hope you had a good night. Carol Vogel annointed Dan Colen with a NY Times feature. Just showing what she does normally.

  80. MUSEUMS SPECIAL SECTION; The New Guard Steps Uphttp://bit.ly/cFN2sF and critics like #carolvogel don’t.

  81. wow. Lloyd Webber’s Picasso Finally Set for Auctionhttp://nyti.ms/9DusdH #carolvogel maintains auction values#dancolen

  82. What would Phillip say? A Conversation With Philippe de Montebello http://nyti.ms/cebMmr #carolvogel #dancolen

  83. Planting a Johns ‘Flag’ in a Private Collection er, planting#dancolen in #gagosion http://nyti.ms/a6lZ6a

  84. Interlopers on the Skyline http://nyti.ms/9qDoJQ #carolvogel

  85. J. M. W. Turner’s Last Rome Painting to Be Soldhttp://nyti.ms/9keYXf #carolvogel

  86. Rothko play review 2-Man Cast Shares Stage With a Vivid Character http://nyti.ms/bE9Dbo #carolvogel harsh critic#dancolen

  87. INSIDE ART; Two Top Galleries Are One No More #carolvogel

  88. Met Will Finally Show a Picasso He Disownedhttp://nyti.ms/dl1bF9 #carolvogel writes about picasso alot. Now #dancolen!!! amazing

  89. oooh, juicy Rift in Family as Whitney Plans a Second Homehttp://nyti.ms/bkaOwX #carolvogel #dancolen

  90. Whitney Heads for the High Line http://nyti.ms/9y5Bml And more #carolvogel in depth reporting

  91. After Repairs, a Picasso Returns http://nyti.ms/bpYtWX.#carolvogel That’s just crazy. Tell me more about Dan Colen. He’s like Picasso..

  92. A Jungle of Bamboo Is Growing Atop the Methttp://nyti.ms/b75UJL it’s not a review of a beloved piece, just press. #carolvogel

  93. A Late Picasso Goes to Auction http://nyti.ms/9L7lEh did anyone have to write that? #carolvogel did. #dancolen

  94. Tweaking a Name in Long Island City http://nyti.ms/9kqGYtoh, rebranding #carolvogel #dancolen

  95. @black_von If I drew all the back doors, you wouldn’t be able to see the ground…

  96. @Stottle There’s millions of dollars that make what I think and what you think about Colen’s work fucking irrelavent.

  97. The Blue-Chip Period http://bit.ly/bD5Qbn #carolvogel this is may favorite title yet

  98. At $106.5 Million, a Picasso Sets an Auction Recordhttp://nyti.ms/8Y4EpY #carolvogel i feel sick

  99. ARTSBEAT; A More Sober Follow-Up To a Record Auction Night http://bit.ly/bVFd25 #carolvogel you are #dancolen‘s auction date

  100. Emily Fisher Landau Pledges 367 Artworks to Whitneyhttp://nyti.ms/9MeWb0 #carolvogel

  101. Who loves an auction star? Manet Self-Portrait: New Star on the Block http://bit.ly/bggSxI #carolvogel does and she’s making one #dancolen

  102. Aw sweet. At the Morgan, Gently Restoring A Treasure-Filled Building http://bit.ly/coZ8na #carolvogel #dancolen

  103. At Christie’s, a $28.6 Million Bid Sets a Record for Johnshttp://bit.ly/d9bgUw #carolvogel #dancolen

  104. @black_von he did The Nest with his dead friend at Deitch.#hegotofftheshit

  105. Do you get what she does? At Christie’s, a $28.6 Million Bid Sets a Record for Johns http://bit.ly/d9bgUw #carolvogel#dancolen

  106. Warhol and Rothko Lead a Big Night at Sotheby’shttp://nyti.ms/bO3GnO #carolvogel #dancolen

  107. Art Auction Highlights a Financial Downfallhttp://nyti.ms/aftUPC Why is she allowed to write about#dancolen#carolvogel

  108. INSIDE ART; Matthew Barney Series Now Has Two Homes Shocker. http://bit.ly/aRdx4L #carolvogel isn’t annointing#dancolen

  109. The Ocean Blue as Art Abstract museum reporting…http://nyti.ms/cGU4hy #carolvogel #dancolen

  110. @BLDProject sorry.

  111. more reporting Motion Against Gallery Is Rejectedhttp://nyti.ms/atCOrB #carolvogel #nytimes

  112. @artlthr this is for everyone who thinks Gagosian is full of shit.

  113. On (Surprisingly Quiet) Parisian Night, a Picasso and a Matisse Go Out the Window more from the auction househttp://nyti.ms/d7ZebK #vogel

  114. @BLDProject you’re a bot or an idiot.

  115. No, seriously… Michael Jackson Sleepover Tributehttp://nyti.ms/984SIZ #carolvogel

  116. Now, back to Carol Vogel, taste maker Lohan Avoids Arresthttp://nyti.ms/cdzFj7

  117. @artlthr I have to do this. #dancolen is the worst thing about the art world and this article is the artworld at its worst.

  118. Serious criticism U2 Tour Thrown Off By Injury To Bonohttp://nyti.ms/du6ftO #carolvogel

  119. Whitney Museum Plans New Building Downtownhttp://nyti.ms/dlQ1YS #carolvogel

  120. But, this is about Carol Vogel writing a #nytimes press release for #gagosian gallery.

  121. I hate Dan Colen btw, worst artist of the aughts. Gagosian?! The silver man fucked up this time.

  122. Funny. Phillips de Pury Wants to Make a Big Splashhttp://nyti.ms/cAP8yS #carolvogel is the only way #dancolenmakes the NYTIMES

  123. @hydeordie Carol Vogel, the art world reporter, wrote a feature on Dan Colen. Fuck this shit. She’s not a critic. This is an inside job.

  124. Really?? Christie’s Alters Gallery Managementhttp://nyti.ms/b6w1t8 And Carol Vogel can write about an artist? #dancolen

  125. Lehman Plans Auction of Its Modern Artworkshttp://nyti.ms/adnheN and Gagosian’s collectors plan auction of #dancolen Saturday.

  126. Enclosing a Frick Portico Would Create a Galleryhttp://nyti.ms/aTdIWd Way better story than #dancolen#carolvogel

  127. reporter. Guggenheim and YouTube Seek Budding Video Artists http://nyti.ms/97JO28 #carolvogel #dancolen

  128. !!! Business Is Brisk at Basel Art Fair http://nyti.ms/bbqnQY#carolvogel #dancolen and business will be frisk at Gagosian.

  129. Even for Picasso, Bidding Stays Cautious in London Auctionshttp://bit.ly/duDRNy #carolvogel #dancolen

  130. So why is Carol Vogel really featuring Dan Colen? The art world is transparent.

  131. It’s back ARTS, BRIEFLY; Getty Buys Turner’s ‘Modern Rome’ For $44.9. Million http://bit.ly/acpl91#carolvogel #dancolen

  132. I’ll wait. #fuckyou #NYtimes

  133. http://nyti.ms/dAJFUZ The Carol Vogel search feed just stopped returning results. If you can get them, post them,

  134. Manet Self-Portrait Sells at Low End of Estimates at Sotheby’shttp://nyti.ms/a4wGH3 #carolvogel #dancolen

  135. @Stottle It’s not a review its an auction booster #carolvogelNow go read the NY Times

  136. Auctions! Even for Picasso, Bidding Stays Cautious in London Auctions http://nyti.ms/cJG7OF #carolvogel loves #gagosianloves #dancolen

  137. @JHerbertArtist One thing at a time. This one has me apopleptic.

  138. more reporting Jean Nouvel and Wolfgang Tillmans at Serpentine http://nyti.ms/dBo30F #carolvogel #dancolen#gagosian

  139. Saatchi Says He’ll Give Britain His Gallery and Over $37 Million in Art http://bit.ly/az4SmD #carolvogel #dancolen #gagosian

  140. INSIDE ART; Picasso Show In London Is a Family Affair (you think?) http://nyti.ms/cJG7OF #carolvogel

  141. ARTS, BRIEFLY; Getty Buys Turner’s ‘Modern Rome’ For $44.9. Million http://bit.ly/acpl91 #carolvogel #dancolen

  142. Well, she took a stab at Matisse…INSIDE ART; Fresh Perspective On Familiar Pop Master http://bit.ly/bF7N58 oh the inside #carolvogel

  143. Electronic Insights Into Matisse’s Techniquehttp://nyti.ms/bFU3uE #carolvogel #nytimes

  144. INSIDE ART; Cartoons Are Invading the Upper East Sidehttp://bit.ly/b2aYqu #carolvogel #dancolen

  145. I’m going to spend the next few hours reposting all of#carolvogel‘s articles to remind you she’s a high profile gossip columnist for Art.

  146. So Carol Vogel is the only hack at the #nytimes that Gagosian could get to feature Dan Colen. This feature is worse than mine.

  147. Jury Selected for YouTube Play Videos http://nyti.ms/bn44d2#carolvogel

  148. A Town House for ‘Hedda Gabler’ http://nyti.ms/aqYpEb#carolvogel

  149. Dressing Up a Construction Site http://nyti.ms/cUNnJ5#carolvogel

  150. Berlin Gives Facelift to Moore Sculpturehttp://nyti.ms/9h4R37 #carolvogel

  151. Peak Performances Announces New Seasonhttp://nyti.ms/byigYu #carolvogel

  152. Hungary Is Sued Over Large Holocaust Art Claimhttp://nyti.ms/bnr6M0 #carolvogel

  153. @JHerbertArtist She’s the only writer working for the NY Times who would ever write a feature about Dan Colen for Gagosian

  154. @JHerbertArtist She is the whore of the rich and she just annointed Dan Colen in the NY Times.

  155. ‘New Photography 2010’ Coming to MoMAhttp://nyti.ms/9Robkt #carolvogel

  156. Boon For Broad Museum: Millions From Developershttp://nyti.ms/a7PKKs #carolvogel

  157. At Cosmopolitan Resort in Las Vegas, Yoko’s on Viewhttp://nyti.ms/ah5u2C #carolvogel #dancolen

  158. Tate Modern Expands, Despite Economy http://nyti.ms/cJr1L3#carolvogel

  159. Art Team Represents U.S. at 2011 Venice Biennalehttp://nyti.ms/9GzMI9 #carolvogel

  160. ‘Divine Comedy’ Exhibition at Sotheby’shttp://nyti.ms/9abbFK #carolvogel

  161. Art Collection To Be Sold http://nyti.ms/cfW2Xd

  162. Carol just wrote a long article about Dan Colen. Before you read it, let’s look at Carol Vogel’s history in the arts. You be the judge.

  163. Now, twitter, pay attention. I am going to be here for awhile. Unfollow at any point. The subject is Carol Vogel.

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